As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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