yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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