Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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