he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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