i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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