Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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