There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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