Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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