is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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