I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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