i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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