and she was petting her beer can
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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