I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the day after is always just damage control
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My breasts were aching with rage.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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