I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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