We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
