God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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