Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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