Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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