Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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