if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
