dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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