and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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