can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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