I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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