Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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