This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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