White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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