you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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