Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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