There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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