On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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