I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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