We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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