mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drunk is a universal language darling
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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