a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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