So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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