another moral hangover. fuck.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she told me i tasted like america
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
