I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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