yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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