Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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