I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Do you still have your period?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I understand Curling. That high.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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