True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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