I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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