Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if only i could text you this smell
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Randomize
