Yo dont text me then not text me
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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