We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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