My nipple is on Facebook.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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