Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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