Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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