just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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