Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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