if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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