3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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