Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize