hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Two words: nipple clamps
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